amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos


freakvevo:

leavenmoan:

theselener:

freakvevo:

freakvevo:

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish

One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate

you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish

Two types of people.

Stop please


batreaux:


reblog if this motherfucker taught u the meaning of disappointment

batreaux:

reblog if this motherfucker taught u the meaning of disappointment


belleinabookshop:

OK, confession:

I have seen this movie a million gazillion times and I never noticed that the prince she created from her dream was Robert, right down to the outfit.

Oof. 

I am ashamed.


takentoglasgow:

this film was a masterpiece


  • me during an exam:lol imma ace dis bitch
  • me during an exam:the fuck did you just say
  • me during an exam:alright focus
  • me during an exam:pffffttt i got this
  • me during an exam:I'M A GENIUS
  • me during an exam:whats 5 x 8
  • me during an exam:lol fuck this
  • me during an exam:be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
  • me during an exam:oh exam right
  • me during an exam:yeah hear me flip that page
  • me during an exam:i am better than all of you
  • me during an exam:peasants
  • me during an exam:what if everyone can read minds except me
  • me during an exam:i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
  • me during an exam:cough if you can hear me
  • me during an exam:COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
  • me during an exam:was i doing something
  • me during an exam:right test okay
  • me during an exam:lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
  • me during an exam:did we learn this
  • me during an exam:stop breathing so loud
  • me during an exam:is that really necessary
  • me during an exam:wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
  • me during an exam:i will kill all of you
  • me during an exam:crap I need to sneeze

jillthompson:

im-a-kittycat:

“So my amazing daughter, Emma, turned 5 last month, and I had been searching everywhere for new-creative inspiration for her 5yr pictures. I noticed quite a pattern of so many young girls dressing up as beautiful Disney Princesses, no matter where I looked 95% of the “ideas” were the “How to’s” of  how to dress your little girl like a Disney Princess…We chose 5 women (five amazing and strong women), as it was her 5th birthday but there are thousands of unbelievable women (and girls) who have beat the odds and fought (and still fight) for their equal rights all over the world

 - Jaime Moore, Not Just a Girl

This is awesome!


fuckyeahdementia:

Scumbag Genetics


nicotinebatch:

Instant reblog. This needs to be on every Doctor Who blog.

nicotinebatch:

Instant reblog. This needs to be on every Doctor Who blog.